"In the lab"



...in the lab. (photo credit from Scribblage.)

You know how people will crack open a fortune cookie and then add "in bed" to the end? I think chemists should add "in the lab." (Because, really, how often are you in bed, as opposed to in the lab? Don't answer that.) Try it with a few of the below (from here) -- and see how it works for you:

- There is a true and sincere friendship between you and your friends... in the lab.

- You find beauty in ordinary things, do not lose this ability... in the lab.
- Ideas are like children; there are none so wonderful as your own... in the lab.
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories... in the lab.
- A thrilling time is in your immediate future... in the lab.
 

Brilliant, right? So next time you're having Chinese with your friends, try thinking about your fortunes... in the lab.